CRT? Like the televisions? If so then yes please give me one ASAP.
Good luck fitting one of those in a fucking pillowcase
In the 70s, it just wasn’t Hallowe’en if you didn’t get a Chick tract in your candy haul.
God damn Trinitrons. Get your own tree fiddy.
Cathode Ray Tubes?
The smallest ones do fit into some big candy wrappers
Maybe in the early-to-mid 2000s; people couldn’t GIVE them away!
Nowadays, not even the most bougie neighbourhoods could afford to…
Cathode ray tubes? Someone help out a non-American
I am an american and I came in to ask the same thing
It’s critical race theory.
Thanks!
Critical race theory.
Ha, I just assumed it was an intentional typo for HRT
Yeah, the kid eats it and suddenly realizes there’s a 60 lb block of glass and high voltage electronics in his stomach. Real sick shit.
Don’t you know, the Golden Girls were woke!
I’m glad pretty much every other comment interpreted CRT the way I did. Getting one of those from trick or treating would be the ultimate haul.
My Gamecube would love it.
That would be a big fucking piece of candy to fit a crt monitor
GIVE
I wouldn’t mind a CRT TV
You only get the bare tube
My mom caught some old man trying to sneak universal healthcare in my treat bag. Damned creepy Bernie.
Holy shit, is this real?
It’s 2 gifs in one. Trump was near a bald eagle and got scared when it moved toward him.
in the other gif, bernie is trying to scare a hamburger
That eagle missed a chance to make an epic gif.
That’s funny
I remember my mom going through my candy looking for razor blades or whatever.
We also had to keep our animals inside because they might be stolen for satanic rituals.
Tbf, not as bad as getting raisins or a toothbrush.
A friend of mine lives in Vermont. He told me about a house that used to give our little black-and-white comics full of Republican-flavour Christian propaganda that were so bad he actually thought they were parody. But, yeah, fuck all that shit. If it doesn’t make your spit hurt, what’s the point?
Chick tracts!
Liars! They keep promising cool stuff in Halloween candy, but all I ever get is candy!! >:(
Yeah where are all the drugs I was promised!
