Yes. The guarantee is in the computer lease- every two years you come in with your old computer and they replace it with one using the newest hardware.
It was a quite popular setup in the 90s.
Pretty sure a lot of phone plans work that way too
I long for the simpler times represented in this image.
I don’t miss non-SSD boot times.
If you look at it in a “Ship of Theseus” sort of way this might be true. For example I have a machine that I built in 2006, Over the years parts here and there have been swapped out to the point that the only original piece is the case. I still think of it as the same machine I built in 2006 even though it most definitely is not.
Of course, the ship and my machine both slowly changed over time where as this machine here would just be swapped out entirely every 2 years.
“Ship of PCus”
I have nothing intelligent to add here.
Im calling it that from now on.
Interesting thought. I transferred files I wrote in the 80s over the years from system to system, and still have those. I’ve upgraded my parts so many times it must be at least 10 distinct PCs could be made out of all the parts.
The hardware has all changed.
My PC started in 2003. It had a 32 bits CPU and Windows XP. Now it has six 64 bits cores and Debian. Still the same case, but it’s mostly the fourth iteration. Except I’m only on my second screen and keyboard.
I love the modularity of OG PC cases, I plan to keep mine until I can no longer stuff computer bits inside it and then it’s going on display.
My brother got the 400mhz version of this when he went to college. I later got is as a hand me down, for my first PC that was shared with the family. When I later built a computer, I stripped the emachine down and mounted all the parts to a board and hung it on the wall where it still ran. It became the machine I tried installing linux on and stuff.
Imagine paying $99 every TWO years to get the fastest pc.
Damn, would that deal still be going or nah?
Lol I think they’d tell you to go fuck yourself if they were still around. I think i saw another user say e machines died around 2013
Faster than this 64MB monster?
Sounds expensive, definitely wouldn’t take that deal
Oh shit AOL 5.0!
Give it a few months. Altman will have us using shit like this again.
If you post this on Lemmy, sooner or later someone is going to come along and explain how to get this machine to run Linux.
I am 100% sure that you can install Slackware on this device
Puppy Linux
RTLinux
TinyCore Linux
DSL still a thing?
(“Damn Small Linux” or, as I like to write it: “Damn, small Linux!”)
They used to brag back in the day that it could run as a live system contained entirely on a standard 1.44 MB floppy! I made such a disk as part of my gonzo IT arsenal around 2007-ish, and it actually came in handy a few times as a rescue disk for PCs that still had a floppy drive.
I can get Windows 11 to run on it.
why?
Some people enjoy suffering.
Country roads, take me home…
I can see her ports!
I had forgotten about computers being slathered with stickers in the past
Bold claims for something with a celeron in it
Will still probably work as a local server somewhere
Yes. I would give even odds that the exact one pictured is humming away, under a desk, forgotten, serving someone’s email, somewhere.
I was there, Gandalf. IIRC this was because emachines had a type of subscription program for upgrades. They were shit machines, btw. The power supplies were trash and had a non-standard form factor.
On the right side, upgrade to the latest every 2 years for $99.
However, you had to ship the current machine back to them at your own expense, and have no computer while you waited on the new one.
It was an upgrade scheme carefully crafted to be such a pain in the arse that nobody would use it.
I miss the old Gateway cow PCs. This would make a pretty sick sleeper PC to bring to LAN parties.
Just missing this sticker
Did any of y’all old folks forget to turn it off?
