The dream…
Unfortunately it’s not a shag carpet
Star Trek Voyager makes a “carpet match the drapes” joke. Neelix says it. It’s subtle af but still made my jaw drop because it’s super racy for ST.
I don’t get it
A common, incredibly lame thing people wonder about (in particular with redheads) is if the curtains match the drapes.
In other words, if the color of the hair on their head matches the color of their pubic hair. How that’s a comic in 2026 is beyond me.
It’s less a thing to wonder about, and more a crude way to proposition someone you want to hookup with, and the crudeness is part of signaling that fucking is the primary thing you’re interested in— so if they aren’t, they can tell you to go away and not waste your time, and if they are, an acceptance of the line makes mutual intentions exceptionally clear.
Carpet*
Not sure how anyone could get that wrong like you’ve done.
They really pulled the drapes out from under us.
Does the carpet match the rug
I can assure you that this comic was drawn and pasted long before 2026.
if the curtains match the drapes.
The curtains are the drapes.
Maybe that’s why they’re so confused about it still being a comic in 2026.
How that’s a comic in 2026 is beyond me.
I’m pretty sure that I’ve seen this comic before. It may not be from 2026.
hits TinEye
First hit there was seen March 11, 2013.
the carpet matches the drapes
- (colloquial, vulgar, humorous) A woman’s pubic hair is of the same color as the hair on her head, i.e. her hair is not dyed.
I’ve met two people with naturally differently colored ordinary hair and pubic hair. Not sure how common that is, but based off of that anectodal evidence, I wouldn’t presume that, if the carpet doesn’t match the drapes, that person is dying their hear. Hmm, I wonder. The pubic hair was pitch black in both cases, interestingly.
I bet some people also dye their pubes
Bern there, done that. The colour does not stick for super long if you use brands that don’t come with risky chemicals though.
Not exclusive to women, but mostly.
Jokes on you, Im bald
So no carpet, just hard wood?
Eyebrows could be drapes
¯\(ツ)/¯
It answers the question if the carpets match the drapes.
The fact they also match her hair is what does it
