'Tis but a scratch.

Sounds kinda like programmer jobs where they ask for a code for a problem they have but don’t actually give anyone the job.

Perhaps… mongrel.

I wouldn’t want to get anywhere close to you. I’ve seen the kind of knives you buy. You’ll be throwing out more blades than Gilgamesh.

Thankfully, there’s usually one person in the comments who braves the bullshit to bring the actual meat of the article. I was going to, but I see someone already quoted the main point.

Missed the opportunity to use the Riddick eye quote:

Gotta kill a few people.Then you got to get sent to a slam, where they tell you you’ll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor, and you pay him 20 menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on your eyeballs.

Not an intern, but yes, the replacement to Gnome.

My biggest complaints are the Thor/Freya on/off ramps and the Lincoln(?) offramp going west. They are way too short, and people can be idiots. Merging there sucks.

As another E-WA resident, I don’t want to give up. Things will change. Probably going to take a while, but I want to believe in a change. Besides, I’d rather get turned into the Canadian acquisition of the west coast than become part of Super Idaho.

Dude, me too! I didn’t see the title and thought the island looked familiar.

Tell that to Mrs. Eiffel, the woman who married the Eiffel Tower and had (has?) a relationship with her bow, Lance, which she attributes to her becoming a world class archer.

I like to think Carr and Colbert had a huge hand in this outcome. Carr through the Streisand Effect, and Colbert through what we at work call “Short-timers Syndrome.”

I don’t get it. Shooting pepper balls at anti-ICE protesters is A-ok, but just threatening police is a no-no. Guess it goes to show who happens to be in charge.

Trump added in a phone interview, “We have three, but we expect casualties, but in the end it’s going to be a great deal for the world.”

A.K.A Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

Except he’s leading us (or rather, dragging us) down a worse path.

It’s all fun and games until “Detecting multiple leviathan class life forms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

People with thalassophobia should DEFINITELY stay away, or maybe just play in the shallows.

Ah, the ol’ “Cask of Amontillado” trick.

You’re not sorry, are you?

OdysseusEurylochus works at the Krusty Crab.