Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agoWhatta my color? 🤩media.piefed.socialimagemessage-square19linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageWhatta my color? 🤩media.piefed.socialTundra_Lifeform@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square19linkfedilink
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 days agoMine are darker green, but I was also blind as a bat before I paid someone in an dark alley in the used hubcap district to hold me down and shine a laser pointer at my retinas. I’ve had 20/20 ever since, but I was -4.75 and -5.5 before correction.
minus-squareHideakikarate@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 days agoMissed the opportunity to use the Riddick eye quote: Gotta kill a few people.Then you got to get sent to a slam, where they tell you you’ll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor, and you pay him 20 menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on your eyeballs.
Mine are darker green, but I was also blind as a bat before I paid someone in an dark alley in the used hubcap district to hold me down and shine a laser pointer at my retinas.
I’ve had 20/20 ever since, but I was -4.75 and -5.5 before correction.
Missed the opportunity to use the Riddick eye quote:
Gotta kill a few people.Then you got to get sent to a slam, where they tell you you’ll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor, and you pay him 20 menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on your eyeballs.