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They can die together tho, in one magnificent lithium fueled fire …
I wonder if it will ever occur to republiklans that them wheeling a dead person around just to hold on a senate seat is literally why they lost
I know it’s a typo but CuberTruck seems more fitting than CyberTruck to me.
Is he alive though?
Even in death he still serves.
Lights are on, but nobody’s home.
Lich McConnell
Roll that old vampire out into the sun, he might burst into flames too.
I suspect he would puff up like a bread roll because it is just a ball of dough at this point.
Does Mitch McConnell burn to death and kill everyone inside of him?
I don’t think Mitch is even in there anymore
no, outside him
It’s still in production for another 8 months, so it might outlive him yet!
They’ll put his head in a jar like in futurama.
They don’t need his head, just his voting thumb.
“Don’t blame me, I voted for the thumb.”
But since he’s senile he still won’t say anything.
Is he really alive though? His eyes gave off lobotomy to me.
Nope! Chuck Testa.
I keep forgetting Mitch is not dead.
Mitch is a quantum politician, simultaneously dead and alive, unstable and ready to collapse into a black hole taking us all with him.
So does he.
The CuckTruck
They should download Mitch’s soul into the very last cybertruck, then set him loose on the plains of Kentucky to look for an EV charger.
A ghoul has no soul.
I’m sure he’s got a couple squirreled away in a closet somewhere.
First I thought you meant EV chargers.
Those too. How do you think he keeps all those souls charged up?
Wait, he has several Kia Soul EVs ?
Oh ol’ Mitch has been dead for some time now, that’s just a puppet wearing his face, not that he wasn’t one when he was alive, this is another puppet.
Also the Cybertruck would have been better of just as a concept.
Did it though?
He’s speechless too
McConnell staring directly at the sun: Many things come and go… some tend, or technology, a philosophy or style, whole lifetimes… the rages… the joys… all are born and die… leaving me… I alone survive…
