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Sundray@lemmus.org to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

What a beautiful flower [War and Peas]

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What a beautiful flower [War and Peas]

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Sundray@lemmus.org to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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Source: https://mastodon.social/@warandpeas/117593526035379642

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  • Miisha ♀️@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 days ago

    Honestly, same 🤣
    I’d appreciate getting fucked really really hard right about now :3
    I agree with that flower!

    • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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      Oh Miisha, when would you not?

  • schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works
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    I haven’t been fucked like that since I was a cotyledon.

  • fonix232@fedia.io
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    Gentlemen, if she says she wants to get fucked so hard that ***************… she means it. And you should do it.

  • crenquis@lemmy.today
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    Sorry, flower. Ya have to evolve to attract a different pollinator

  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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    • decolo@piefed.social
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      Omega flowey?? you’ve… changed

    • willprove@lemmy.world
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      i really do need to play conkers, huh

      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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        If you decide to, there are PC ports of both the N64 and Xbox versions. Best way to play them.

    • schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works
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      I picked the wrong time to take a gummy.

      • Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip
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        Disagree, perfect time to go play conkers bad fur day.

  • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
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    I never realized how difficult it must feel for flowers to not get a hot dicking.

    • rindo25@lemmy.world
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      Hot dicking? There’s only one person who can do that and it’s DR. TRAN!!!

      https://youtu.be/FO0kRE5OTZI?is=JBx_Fq_0HdKfvp_q

      Skip to around 4:45 for the quote. Or the whole video for a piece of Internet culture.

      • gen/Eric Computers@lemmy.zip
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        Hot dickings! Just giving 'em out!

    • Guy Dudeman@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      I thought that’s what bees were doing constantly?

      • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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        Bees that leave the hive to collect from flowers are exclusively female.

        • Guy Dudeman@lemmy.world
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          So you’re saying that females can’t fuck?

        • whalesnrainbows@lemmy.world
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          Brb, gonna make a kickstarter campaign for bee strap-ons

      • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
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        According to the thesis of the comic, they can only offer respectful dickings.

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