I originally thought about “and everyone in between”, but it does not sit well with me.
OI CUNTS!!!
Yo bastards.
I was always partial to kenji alt lopez’ “guys, gals and non-binary pals” phrase
Just “Esteemed guests” or “Distinguished guests”.
Or if you insist, “Ladies, Gentlemen, and everyone else gathered here tonight:”
That could be interpreted as an insult.
"Ladies and Gentlemen and … "
Then just make an evil smile.
Theydies and mentlegen if you wanna confuse people
Distinguished guests
Scooter’s greeting in the Sleep With Me Podcast:
“ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and friends beyond the binary”
At least, I think that’s what he says. I’m usually already falling asleep.
Earthlings?
It’s funny at first I didn’t understand it because you already had three words. But I figured it out in only like 10 minutes.
Replace it with “Esteemed guests” or similar, for the same level of formality.
“Ladies, Gentlemen, and people named Steve!” /s
Real answer: “Humans” works on its own, or even just “everyone”. Alternatively, I like “friends and mortal enemies”
why not just replace it with everyone? good evening everyone. attention everyone.
Y’all.
What up m’people!
Greetings, programs!
“Attention, all fairy tale things.”
