For me it was the announcement in the Blender’s official Discord server about its acquisition by Affinity, renaming it to Affinity 3D.
“Have you seen the news? We have world peace!” 😭
Not funny.
The john williams/shatner one. People were biting keyboards
I spent the first half of April 1 trying to figure out why I had a Discord notification in one of the servers I was in
the owner edited the icon to have the
1notification in the icon itselfHonestly I’m just disappointed we didn’t get a Homestar Runner cartoon.
https://physicsworld.com/a/shock-as-cern-antiproton-lorry-vanishes-in-staff-car-park/
Wel planned, press releases last week about transporting antimatter.
The one about the button which ended when I woke up in Europe (https://piefed.social/c/announcements/p/1938077/the-button), haha. It hurts me to say that reddit jokes lasted longer.
Today’s Fascinating Horror “case” was pretty funny.
And the police in Bayern said they would be giving people money for driving less than 30 kph.
This one. Saw it on the MSN front page site and the comments from middle aged white men foaming at the mouth who hadn’t read the entire story was hilarious
Oh that’s a great one. She’d be brilliant though IMO.
with Tom Hiddleston playing the franchise’s first Bond boy - named Fitty McCrotch
If that didn’t give it away early enough on…
None.
Because I’m a old, grumpy, humorless arse.
Satisfactory devs released a “male model” for 1600 microsoft points. It’s actually a low poly render of Jason, one of the main devs lol.
https://invidious.nerdvpn.de/watch?v=RdPJB6bg1mA
watch?v=RdPJB6bg1mAThere’s always a bunch of losers complaining how the Pioneer is female in Satisfactory.
*nerdvpn now only allows one video every six hours and offers a “premium subscription” for more access. HA
Paulaner’s “Maß” just got even bigger and is available to go

Someone announced that there was an error with the bar exam, and February testers would have to re-take. I’m not even there yet but the horror I felt.
Chess.com introducing chess boxing. And being able to punch your opponents through the screen.
I had to update my Elgato Stream Deck software and it pointed to their new product - the Stream Deck + Lever.
Admittedly I did do a WTF at first but then remembered what day it was. I didn’t check more, but I have to assume! There’s no way it could be real.
Oh, that and today was the first I heard about the scope of the Artemis II mission, but it turned out that actually was real even though it seemed like an elaborate joke. Cue the conspiracy theories







