• KoboldCoterie@pawb.social
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      3 months ago

      Alternately, it’ll be sold as a premium feature.

      "Normal ticket, on an old fashioned deathtrap plane: $299 NOTE: CRASHES HAVE AN ALMOST 0% SURVIVAL RATE. PLEASE CHECK THIS BOX TO ACKNOWLEDGE ACCEPTANCE OF YOUR IMPENDING DOOM. [ ] PLEASE SUBMIT NEXT-OF-KIN NOTIFICATION PHONE NUMBER ______

      "Premium SafetyFirstTM plane ticket: $1999.

      • gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world
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        3 months ago

        “ERROR: Please check the box indicating you give consent for next-of-kin notification numbers to be shared with selected third-party service providers to proceed.”