I know a guy who won’t go in public toilets or at anyone else’s house, but at a pinch might make a crazy nest of toilet paper over the seat. You can take it too far - the world is not a sterile place.
Sometimes I do it before, not after, because UTI. Hands are dirtier than any other part of you, generally speaking. Usually after, but it’s just an opportunity to wash my hands in general - I don’t really think touching toilet paper to my pussy is going to get my hands dirty. So yeah, I wash my hands because it’s a convenient time to do that.
A woman noticed her husband coming out of the bathroom without washing his hands, and said “honey that’s gross why didn’t you wash your hands?”
He responded, “well for one, it’s not like I peed on myself, and for two, you put the damn thing in your mouth, I think I’ll be alright touching it every once in awhile.”
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gross and demeaning.
no one wants penis on all the door handles. If no penis wielder ever washes their hands, youre all touching eachothers cocks on that washroom door handle.
I haven’t touched a door handle with my bare hands in years. Paper towels, coat sleeves, the bottom of my T-shirt - whatever it takes.
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Yeah but I don’t put my shirt tail on my face.
“look at me working hard so I can be lazy!”
what about the tool box? the shop door, the pen in the office, a high five to a child, or a handshake. Anyone who doesnt wash their hands is getting nasty shit on surfaces all day long.
Oh I still wash my hands all the damn time. Covid made me a germophobe. Also I’m disabled and live at home so.
There’s no sign saying you can’t use your wang to open the door. It’s just as fast and keeps your hands clean so you never need to wash them.
Swimming pools are the most delicious genital and ass soup.
pools have chemicals, filters, and chemicals.
The pool at my community center has a proceedure where you are to at the very least rinse yourself off before going into the pool. Its not really a place for kids except for swim lessons. its just lanes for lap swimming. Proceedure is to clean yourself both before and after the pool. why so many use a swim cap to protect their hair.
For the people that say their junk is clean from shower, do y’all not get swamp crotch like at all? Just stays clean and dry down there all day no matter what? Lucky bastards if so, but I find that highly unbelievable. And no errant droppage after going? Resheath and “oh no! Strays hit the ultra clean barrier!”?
do y’all not get swamp crotch like at all?
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lol sorry this just reminded me. Also, I wash my junk before sharing it
I have no idea what swamp crotch is. It is surely the expression of a tainted soul.
I have a minor hand washing compulsion, but it’s not a germophobia thing. While I would prefer everyone wash their hands after using the bathroom, it doesn’t gross me out like some other things, like nose-picking.
Lots of excreta aerosolize or otherwise get everywhere. While hand washing is a low bar to improving hygiene, shit is literally everywhere. Want to see something scary (depending on your squeamishness)? Get a 350nm UV flashlight and check out your home. Hell, try it right after you do a deep clean.
I do wash my hands since I try to be hygienic. But many people most likely don’t due to laziness
Never account to laziness what might better be explained by evil, dumbness, profit motive or even secret knowledge.
The answer is exactly what you think it is: laziness.
lmao, this whole comment section is hilarious. everyone knows you should only pee and poop in the shower. that way you never have to wash your hands! #WAFFLESTOMP
I’m vegan. My poop is actually cleaner than the rest of the world
The instant you touch literally any surface in that bathroom - public or private - you have somebody’s poop on you.
For that reason alone, you should wash your hands.
In fact, I know one guy who washes the public toilet seat - soap and all - before he sits. Can’t blame him, really.
good for him i guess that sounds tedious as fuck
personally i eat other people’s shit every day
You make me proud, nutsack.
If true, this extends out of the bathroom. Poop doesn’t magically disappear at that barrier
It is the very, very rare occasion that I shit in public.
Last time, i was flying back from the US and into the Netherlands and found one wing of the airport under construction so there wasn’t any open gates, but the toilets were open… you ever shit in an empty airport bathroom? Amazing.
Contrast with the time I was at the same airport a week before and there was actual shit on the floor, dragged across from the rolling luggage to the stall.
I usually do, but when I don’t - because I didn’t piss on them
Maybe not but you probably still peeled your dick off your sweaty balls.
Nah they still stuck together shower will get them
I love how a specific question was being asked and then you get downvotes for answering it.
The door handles and surfaces in public toilets are not clean either. It is not just your own piss that matters.
True, but you still touch the same handle after washing your hands
Yes that is an issue. Personally I avoid touching handles in public toilets without some tissue in my hand. I usually grab some on my way out.
No that’s why you use a paper town to open the door
I prefer paper villages myself
More precisely, why the fuck??
I didn’t piss over my hands.
Do not use your hand to direct where you piss?
I’m freedickin’ that shit homie
Ever hear of sitting?
bro uses gravity
Same question bud. You still use your hand. Id hope. Unless you just sit and pray.
Okay genuinely confused, no, I sit down and the pee goes straight down?
I don’t let my junk touch the bowl or water. Stand like a man, and wash your hands.
I don’t tie my masculinity to how I pee, ya goofball
Neither do i. But didn’t your parents potty train you?
*Sit and spray
I’m sorry, what???
You just let your dick hit the bowl? Thats disgusting. And then you don’t even wash your hands afterwards?
You still need to lock the door
Nah it’s just me and my wife so I don’t even close the door, let alone lock it
Have you told your wife you don’t wash your hands?
Ever heard of washing yourself?
Sounds like you might want to read about splashback:
it would not be unlikely for urine droplets to travel a distance of 5 feet to the side of the urinator,” Dr. Truscott tells us in an email. “And if someone were standing next to him, they would most definitely get small droplets OF THE OTHER MAN’S URINE on their pants and shoes
Your hands are almost certainly getting covered in your own pee unless you’re a sitter. If you’re a sitter, then you’re probably still touching something in the bathroom that someone else peed or splashed on. Either way, wash your hands!
“covered in your own pee” is quite the exaggeration. Much like the person above saying a drop or 2 of piss from not wiping after yourself means you have “piss soaked” underwear.
I’m so weary of overly exaggerated claims. People ruined the word literally by using it in the exact opposite of it’s actual meaning. It is now a meaningless word. Good job lazy fucks
The people who don’t wash their hands seem to believe that the only reason to wash is if they get pee on themselves.
I have to imagine they only bathe if they pee their pants or something.
They don’t seem to have a problem with people touching their genitals or dirty surfaces and then immediatly handling other people’s food, shaking hands, or sucking on their fingers.
I only wash my clothes if pee or poop myself…
I think I washed my clothes last time last decade? That was a waste! But you know, better safe than sorry!
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Ok, but if I pee I don’t touch any genitals?!
not even your stall neighbour’s ??..??
Apparently He’s not even locking the door.
I don’t lock the door to my house bathroom when I use it.
My dick is cleaner then the faucet and I use multiple layers of shit tickets so my finger doesn’t end up in my butthole like when I was a kid.
