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So what, now they’re trying to intimidate the pigeons?

Call the cops.

Hey if you’d rather die than talk to me, that’s fine, but at least make it look cool.

So I see is a burned hand reaching for my browser tabs.

I’m sure that wasting it all on a cope wagon helps them cope with their daddy issues.

Step 1, update your resume.

Step 2, follow your boss’ instructions until it all breaks.

Step 2.5, document everything so be can’t blame you later.

Step 3, go have a beer; you don’t get paid enough to give a shit.

Bitch how are you gonna so to war with those stupid fake nails?

But the unadvertised “Brick Mode” still works perfectly.

Oh my state passed a law abolishing it but the federal government stopped it. You want to know why? You want to know the stupid reason why the federal government won’t abolish daylight savings? Because polling indicates that half of the people want it gone forever and everybody else wants it there forever.

They literally can’t decide whether to always have the clock one way or the other, so we get to split the difference. I don’t fucking care. Just pick one and stick with it. Everybody has electric lights anyway, it’s the 21st century, we need to move on from this 1700s bullshit.

I don’t think there’s a rule against it.

Yeah, and they also have a door.

We can always trust Drunk Pete to say something stupid in front of a camera.

If he was really serious about it he wouldn’t have shaved - he would have waxed.

Because a pedophile needed a distraction.

Hahahahahahaha! inhale hahahahahaha!

Not even the shitter? Gross.

Corporate greed knows no limits.

Just added to the pile I guess.