So old. Super stupid. Fuck off with the ancient memes.
My mom fucked up a cake she made for my niece about 10 years ago, and we’ve made sure to tell her “Happy Birtday” every year since

That drawing is pretty good though! Poor thing doesn’t read well but she has an eye for proportion.
Awww, that’s a really nice cake, too. Excellent drawing and writing skills! Not so much on the spelling skills, though… :)
Even if you wanted the “D” to be an “α”, you could still put the sting on the “A” sideways to make it look runic-looking “ᗆ”
where meme?
Hdppy
From the picture, we can tell that even if they knew their letters, they still didn’t know how to spell “birthday” in any case.
You are absolutely correct. They spleled it Birhtday when it shuould have been Birfday!
Birfday!
Median voter levels of intelligence.
I’m just going to believe this is a troll, because I’m tired of realizing some people are actually this dumb.
I’m just going to believe this comment is sarcasm, because I’m tired of releazing some people are this benevolent.
I’m just going to beleive this comment is spelled pourly, because I’m also tired of releazing some people are this bad at spalling. ;-)
I’m just going to the pub for a pint, anybody joining?
no u
Is that where you graduated college? ;-) (sorry, couldn’t resist, but just being silly)
Oh I never graduated :p
I could maybe give them benefit of doubt if they were sleep deprived or stoned and made the mistake for a second before fixing it, but to type out an entire bad review and take pictures of it all? That’s a lot of chances for them to notice the mistake before posting lol
It almost certainly is, this has shitstirring written all over it.
Like a madman who throws firebrands, arrows, and death, Is the man who deceives his neighbor, And says, “I was only joking!”
Proverbs 26:18-19
There are six things the Lord hates, seven that are detestable to him: haughty eyes, a lying tongue, hands that shed innocent blood, a heart that devises wicked schemes, feet that are quick to rush into evil, a false witness who pours out lies and a person who can’t spell happy birtday.
Proverbs 6:16-19
Yeah, no. Don’t pretend you never did a mistake in a post/email/…
Could also just be a joke review, although not sure where the line is between “joke” and “troll” is, ig it’s up to the individual lol
This comment is offensive to my people.
The dyslexic?
File under ‘White People Problems’
Move that to “American Idiots Problems”
It says “reviewed in the United Kingdom”.
dammit. Maybe Karen moved there?
Me: only if you know how to read.
You: uh… touché.
They really are the only worthy contenders
Being stupid isn’t limited to white people.
File under ‘don’t mix your letter cases’.











