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minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoAssert dominance: Piss on the guard.
minus-squareitkovian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoAssert dominance: throw bag full of shit at the guard.
minus-squarelumpenproletariat@quokk.auOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoThrow guard at guard?
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months ago… such a manuever may be frot with peril.
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoI had to look that up, and I’m so glad I didn’t use a private tab. That oughtta make my search results interesting for the next few days.
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoSuch are the consequences of unsheathing one’s sword! Now, have at ye!
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoI keep imagining an earnest battle, from which people in the other room hear a chorus of two rapidly chanting “ow ow ow ow ow ow ow”
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoThe problem here is selection bias. Do nothing? This guard. People start peeing on them? Piss fetish guards. Same gender inspections? Homosexual guards. The only people who win are the actual perverts.
minus-squarevillage604@adultswim.fanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoUnless getting your genitals inspected is your kink.
minus-squareZoot@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoUnless you pepper spray them for the pervert they are
Assert dominance: Piss on the guard.
Assert dominance: throw bag full of shit at the guard.
Throw guard at guard?
En garde!
… such a manuever may be frot with peril.
I had to look that up, and I’m so glad I didn’t use a private tab. That oughtta make my search results interesting for the next few days.
Such are the consequences of unsheathing one’s sword!
Now, have at ye!
I keep imagining an earnest battle, from which people in the other room hear a chorus of two rapidly chanting “ow ow ow ow ow ow ow”
En guard*
The problem here is selection bias.
Do nothing? This guard.
People start peeing on them? Piss fetish guards.
Same gender inspections? Homosexual guards.
The only people who win are the actual perverts.
Unless getting your genitals inspected is your kink.
Unless you pepper spray them for the pervert they are
BDSM guard