He knew what he was doing. Playing the long furry game.
more like bestiality
A tail as old as time.
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That’s an Opossum, Possum are from Australia and they’re way cuter
We call them “tlacuaches” in Mexico, from the Nahuatl tlacuatzin. According to their mithology, it stole the god’s fire, and brought it to the humans in its tail, that’s why it stayed furless.
Do you want to French kiss it now?
The words are fully synonymous in American English, and Australian possums are named after American possums.
Looks like he’s right about the Aussie ones being cuter, though.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phalangeriformes
Phalangeriformes /fəˈlændʒərɪfɔːrmiːz/ are quadrupedal marsupials with long tails. They are a paraphyletic[1] suborder of diprotodontia, consiting of about 70 species[clarification needed] of small to medium-sized marsupials native to Australia, New Guinea, and Sulawesi.[2] It includes possums,[3] gliders, and cuscus.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/87/Phalangeriformes.jpg

Opossums (/əˈpɒsəmz/) are members of the marsupial order Didelphimorphia (/daɪˌdɛlfɪˈmɔːrfiə/) endemic to the Americas.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f8/Baby_opossum.jpg

EDIT: !opossums@lemmy.world has cute American oppossums
The YouTube clip “thank you, smokey” now plays like a journey of searching and reunion. It’s Romeo and Juliet, pretty much.
Well, she has two vaginas now…
Time to bring a friend.

I would add a panel with the lady not actually dead stepping in…








