A pallet of mayonnaise delivered immediately to your home

Pubic lice.

$400,000 of debt

Pillows from the largest casino and resort in the area, so you know it’s luxury.

/ew

Kids, bottled water, beauty products, gasoline, ink cartridges, airline food, movie theater concessions, starbucks coffee, a flagship smartphone, concert tickets, designer fashion, real estate, RAM memory chips, NFTs, eggs, four funerals and a wedding, organic food, name-brand weight loss drugs, a hotel mini-bar, health insurance, a parking spot in a major city, college tuition, healthcare, alcoholic beverages at a sex club and a giant ballroom with my name on it