Are we allowed to drop your mom’s grass on them ? Or is that a war crime?

I got drunk as shit and bought a 6’ samurai sword. After that I hung my wallet on it so I would have to look at that dumb shit before I bought something.

Hit that shit with a big rock. Big enough rock, no more updates.

Sexy feet.

It’s hard being your dad.

A handjob is still a job.

Handjobs.

You should know I passive aggressively want to die.

My mother was a whore.

The orange guy is made of candy.

Must a been a shitload of Tylenol in those trees.