For context: in his latest ploy to distract us from the Trump-Epstein files, Donald Trump has announced that he will declassify documents about UAP. This was done following buzz speculating that Barrack Obama had confirmed the existence of Aliens in an interview a week ago, but also matches sentiment Trump espoused on the Joe Rogan podcast during the 2024 presidential campaign.
My main thought is that it would be an awfully expensive use of space-petrol just to check out Planet Earth.
But, for fun: what would you ask or say to any aliens who had met diplomatically with the US government?
“I just want to say, contrary to what it looks like and very nearly is, these people do not represent us.”
The orange guy is made of candy.
Why so many anal probes? Is it a fetish? What else are they into?
Don’t tell the aliens this, but some people theorise that all abduction stories are actually demonic encounters because of the anal probe aspect. Which is interesting.
Hold up. Exactly who are these experts theorizing on whether aliens or demons are more into butt stuff?
Patently false. After the probe, I knew for certain those beings were positively angelic. I’ve never felt such things. I heard choirs singing
“Shame on you, working with that crazy guy!”
Since they have energy weapons that can vaporize someone, they will likely vaporize the moment he talks, if they a warlike race.
But do they have a discombubulator?
RUUUUUUUN!
What’s the gravity like on your planet? How far away is it from a sun? How many moons does it have.
Hola, como estas?
This human is an offering from us to you. To best appreciate it you should eat it, slowly, from the feet up. The sounds it will make as you are doing this is it’s joy at being consumed by wondrous beings such as yourselves
“What do you do with traitors on your planet?”
“We send them to your planet with a briefcase full of counterfeit Earth currency”
“Nuke from orbit”
“Can I score off you?”
Are you fucking nuts? This man cannot be trusted. Venezuela, Greenland, Iran, Mexico, Canada. Why do you think he created space force in the first place?
“Please just put our planet out of its misery.”
We’ll make great pets.
Kill Trump
