- cross-posted to:
- crazyfuckingvideos@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- crazyfuckingvideos@lemmy.world
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/62755471
Oh, diver. I thought i was going to see an octopus attempt a carjacking.
Equally as possible, I think.
If an octopus is armed and stealing my car I’m letting him. Lil guy has somewhere to be.
They’re one of the most armed species, unless you start counting stuff with little bitty arms like bugs.
Cameraman willing to let his friend die for the tictoc likes.

His friend is clearly a malicious dipshit, I’d let him die too
He levers it off a rock and still grabs at it while it’s smokescreening and trying to escape. Hope he actually learned a lesson or next time it should finish the job.
Definitely a case of FAAFO
Fuck around and find octopus?
I guess that applies!
That is what seemed to happen in the video.
I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
Totally deserved it. I was rooting for the octopus the whole time
Cameraman does fuck all
AI doesn’t carry a dive-knife.
Cameraman is cameraman. Deserves more camera. Diver is a dumb ass.
Good on the octopus.
I hope the octopus is ok, what a stupid diver
That was a knife he grabbed…
Probably razor sharp.
*Diver nearly wins Darwin award entitled “octopus solves new problem”.
Entirely deserved
No, don’t help, keep it in focus
I’d like to say that I appreciate seeing posts with a video embed instead of a YouTube link or other closed platforms.

I feel like the ink defense might have been a clue that the octopus wasn’t in the mood to be manhandled.
It thought it was being attacked, inked as some do, then tried to get away when he grabbed it. It’s natural response is to then grab and sucker to anything and hold on.
Not seen any evidence that this is a research diver, and the behavior seems to prove he’s not.
As a diver, fuck this dude. You don’t touch wildlife while diving. If it’s ugly leave it alone, if it’s pretty leave it alone, if it’s unusual leave it alone. They teach everyone this and other divers will call you out on doing this shit.
Just fucking leave it alone.
It looks like he was trying to harpoon it. I was rooting for the octopus…









