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minus-squareAeronMelon@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoThe chances of a tourist being killed by an Italian chef are low… but never zero!
minus-squarecynar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoThe chances of a “missing” tourist’s body being found are also low, but not zero!
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoI’m only even ~1/4 Italian by ancenstry, and I would have it out for somebody who did this at a proper Italian restaurant in the US. Unacceptable chuckle-fuck behavior.
minus-squareRampantParanoia2365@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoI mean, it’s not, though. It is no Olive Garden. Thankfully.
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month ago… The comparison, either positive, or negative, is insulting. At least go with Bucca di Beppo or something like that, if you want to make a comparison. Olive Garden is fucking microwaved slop.
minus-squarebinarytobis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoI miss the “but never zero” memes. Maybe I’ll start flooding lemmy with them personally.
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoPlease make at least 35% of them horny, to relieve some of the pressure on Violet.
minus-squaremsage@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoChance of them being horny is very low. . . . But never zero.
minus-squareforrgott@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoAccording to Borderlands 3, the life of a celebrity chef is mostly revenge killings. Edit: Just saying find us a celebrity Italian chef… 😎
The chances of a tourist being killed by an Italian chef are low… but never zero!
The chances of a “missing” tourist’s body being found are also low, but not zero!
I’m only even ~1/4 Italian by ancenstry, and I would have it out for somebody who did this at a proper Italian restaurant in the US.
Unacceptable chuckle-fuck behavior.
I mean, it’s not, though. It is no Olive Garden. Thankfully.
…
The comparison, either positive, or negative, is insulting.
At least go with Bucca di Beppo or something like that, if you want to make a comparison.
Olive Garden is fucking microwaved slop.
I miss the “but never zero” memes. Maybe I’ll start flooding lemmy with them personally.
Please make at least 35% of them horny, to relieve some of the pressure on Violet.
Chance of them being horny is very low.
.
.
.
But never zero.
According to Borderlands 3, the life of a celebrity chef is mostly revenge killings.
Edit: Just saying find us a celebrity Italian chef… 😎