Just scientists studying the consequences of America’s cocaine infested waters.

Well good for them

So we’ll have bigger meatier salmon?

Can confirm.

The prequel to Cocaine Bear we didn’t know we needed.

I probably would too tbh

I thought this was dumb at first, but then realised these researchers must have procured some lab-grade cocaine for testing purposes.

Imagine how far the salmon would have swam id they’d been given all the cocaine they said they did.

My question is, how drunk were they when someone was like “let’s give cocaine to salmon and see what happens”

So do I, so do I…

Cocaine affected people do too.

Seems like a waste of cocaine.

Okay, hold on. I’ve got a better idea…