I submit Anal Cunt
Invisible Boyfriend. They later restyled themselves as Reptar
Lots of problematic song titles too.
“Problematic”
My favourite is “I rescpect your feelings as a woman”
Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs. Such a pain in the arse when you have to refer to them.
There was a band called Pigface for a bit who were actually good
Do you just say “seven pigs” or “Pigs 7”? Or do you literally say “pigs” seven times?
Are there seven of them?
(Looked it up, there are five of them and they abbreviate it to “Pigs x7”.)
I’m thinking about bands where I wouldn’t wear their shirt in public despite liking the band.
Lamb of God was originally “Burn the priest” which while very metal, could be awkward in public.
Other notable mentions are Snapped Ankles, Pissed Jeans, Wet leg, and the Cherry poppin daddies.
Imagine Dragons
No, Imagine Dragons is kind of cool… if you believe them when they say it’s not their real band name. They originally came up with a phrase that meant something special to all of them, but they didn’t think it would work as a band name, so they anagrammed it into Imagine Dragons (I assume some letters were reused or left off somehow). So there’s this big mystery over what their real name is.
And that kind of plays into some dragon lore where if you know a dragon’s true name, you have control over it. You don’t know Imagine Dragons’ true name — no one does. Perfectly acceptable if you think a band having a secret name is lame. They’ve said at some point they may reveal it, but they’re afraid people will be disappointing, because as they originally said, it wouldn’t make for a cool name.
This sounds even more dumber and pretentious.
if you know a dragon’s true name, you have control over it.
I thought that was Devils??
Vertical Horizon
Yeah, their music, in general, does not move me but the main guy was friends with Neil Peart who played maybe 5 tracks with them so… I have those 5 tracks in my rotation
I am just trying to figure out what a vertical horizon would be. It sounds kinda badass at first but then I’m like… It’s just contradictory!
Would a vertical horizon be a “verizon”?
Ffffuuuuuuuuuu…
I think it is a bit funny to see this question, I was in a thread just now finding out there is a band named Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx And apparently is it a abbreviation for “Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated by Mass Amounts of Filthy Fecal Fisting and Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside the Infected Maggot Infested Womb of a Molested Nun Dying Under the Roof of a Burning Church While a Priest Watches and Ejaculates in Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus”,
Or as they call it in the Vatican, “Tuesday.”
There’s a punk band who were called Slaves. After a free years of people saying “are you sure that’s the name you want to go with, being a couple of white guys?” They decided no they were not and changed it to Soft Play
Keyboard drumset fucking werewolf
Hoobastank
Clam Jam. or. Hung Jury
The band
How about Shitmat? Great music but hard to tell people about it.
I heard a song by an indie band called Purulent Vagina.
It sounded exactly how you’d expect it to.
