I just nibble on a bar of soap like a normal person.
Coffee and a cigarette, usually.
The sandwich I sorta get but the pickle?
What orifice does the pickle go in?
Kramer shower salad.

We had a large system outage in the 90’s and they flew in technicians to rebuilt the whole system.
One of the guy, somehow some way managed to wedge in a shower beer into conversation.
A shower beer?
“A shower beer… it’s the best thing ever, really hot water, really cold beer”
I tried it, honestly didn’t get it.
The shower ruben has me way more interested. But I think the steam in the air would ruin some of the aromatic notes.
Also, I can’t find good corned beef anywhere near here.
I love a shower beer.
I find the enjoyment is very dependent on the shower itself. layout is everything
And how tired you are.
Just got done mowing the lawn and really want a beer? Drink it while taking a shower to make everything better
Get tf off twitter…
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The hygiene in this is non-existent.
is it really shower reuben if you aren’t wearing a matching shower cap with your sandwich?
When I eat Reubens I get gassy and no one wants to be around me. This is perfect for my sauerkraut goblin farts
Anyone not saying shower orange is objectively wrong.
They made a whole subreddit about the phenomenon if you’re a nonbeliever. It’s an experience that transcends snacks.
Shower cutie is awesome. Might be because it’s so cold in hot water so it feels good.
Shower peach so you can make a mess
I’ve got a stack of mail and a tall can
It’s a shower beer, it’s a payment plan
Boron tribromide pie!
It just explodes with flavour…Duh. Soup, obv. It’s already wet.
Perpetual stew!
Shower beer > shower ruben
There’s nothing stopping you from having both? Live a little!
You’re right, but I prefer a beer instead
I love Reuben’s but damn, that’s too much meat





