Diplococcus, diplodocus
there is prion that causes a deadly brain disease, and then theres the PRION bird which has the same name.
“the clap” is an old name for gonnorhea.
Causes gonorrhea? IS gonorrhea, no?
Obligatory milenial joke:
Your mom, very big, causes gonorrhea
Afaiu it was them that passed it to humans just prior to the deluge.
Thankfully Noah invented wine to balance things out.
how do we know the diplodocus did not cause gonorrhea? what if it was like a giant koala?
You did not want to encounter a jurassic drop bear.

DIPLO
- very medium
- might cause gonorrhea [citation needed]
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Maybe 20 years ago I went to see RJ D2 and Dipla opened up. I went over to purchase one of his DVD videos and the motherfucker, hit on my perfect ten redhead girlfriend in front of me. Granted, she was fucking beautiful. But he is a cunt. Definitely liked his first album. Anything after that is just drivel.
So yes, he probably has gonorrhea. Again, we’ll give it to you or your loved ones.
It does cause gonnatreea
Causes diarrhea
But what about just Diplo, does he cause gonorrhea? Asking for a friend.
Yea, but those are like the only differences.
Now we arent 100% sure it doesn’t cause gonorrhea, someone’s gotta fuck one first.
I could get the same result with
ssh-keygen!does not cause gonorrhea
[citation needed]
Do not the Diplodocus
* Not known to cause gonorrhea
Can you somehow make the dinosaur give you gonorrhea?
It’s probably happened in one of those Chuck Tingle books.
You never know. But alas the dinosaur is not alive today so it would not be able to give you gonorrhea
Someone has plans tonight
The same thing they do every night.
Try to give dinosaurs the clap!
For science!
Somehow i read this as diarrhea and immediatly thought: “No I’d shit myself with either one.”









