Give her my number.

What’s she doing later on?

It is endlessly hilarious to me how the narrative has shifted from being a right wing conspiracy, and with a little PR spin…

“a specific far-right Israeli government has extraordinary leverage over a specific US administration”

is fact the left can agree on.

But here’s the thing… Netanyahu has been in the top spot for 17 of the last 29 years.

At what point does it stop being a far-right Israeli government doing this, and simply become a default setting?

Who would’ve thought a theocracy was a bad fucking idea?

You could tell me it tastes like salt and musk and I’d gurgle on gallons of yellow tinged goo

You’re right, and that’s why I only eat plant based meat, like chicken and cow.

Oh baby, I like it rough, so bring your Earthling Ed debate videos

The joke is on me, for passionately falling in love with you… Sanctus…

Jokes on you, I am a modest breast enthusiast.

You do you, if you feel energetically stronger, that’s almost certainly due to your personality.

Research has been done to discern whether athletes should refrain from sex before sports. The results showed that there was no meaningful performance difference in clarity, concentration, or energy levels.

I know it’s not what you asked, OP, but NoFap is a purity cult. Cross reference the mods from r/nofap and you’ll find heavy correlation with religious sub’s.

Despite claims for helping porn/sex addicts, their intent is to get their foot in the door.

If you want to live a life of NoFap for reasons you decide for yourself, fine, but don’t so it to gain any of the benefits those twats claim.

Worst case scenario is you get prostate cancer.

LLMs aren’t AI, let alone AGI.

They’re fucking prediction engines with extra functions.

Those horses aren’t as fuckable as the ones on the plane.

They’re horse girls, but is there another factor here?

It’d be funny if what ended up killing the scorpion was repeated impact trauma of its body slapping against the water

Do you think he enjoys eating shit?

The best part is that the New Vegas edit is on the President Kimball model, who has a mission revolving around assassinating him

Me in court next year: “I HAD PERMISSION!”

So do I put the CEO’s inside the cars?