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violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

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violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago
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    how to use with existing benis?

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      That doesn’t work for bottles. That is only for cleaning mashed banana out of M&Ms tubes

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        It is imperative that the cylinder remain unharmed.

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          The cylinder is attached to a bigger structure.

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      You can wear a strap with a dick. I did it before bottom surgery since I couldn’t get it up. Definitely more comfortable to wear without one, but it’s really not bad with one

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      I believe what you’re looking for is a cock sheath. Or just shove a brush handle down the urethra, I guess. (Just typing that made me shudder, gaaah.)

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        the handle will just slide out you need a double-headed brush

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    Would

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    Gwyneth Paltrow, we found your toy.

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    You might need to start doing dishes in the bathtub.

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    It would be more fun if it was a condom.

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      “I’m here to clean out your pipes”

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    Shut up and take my money!

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    Let’s think of the reality of this, that would just be unnecessary exercise with no pleasure at all, and horribly uncomfortable ergonomics for cleaning drinking glasses

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      And you’d spill water all over your feet

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