• saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
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        18 days ago

        So you walk up to the bar through the smoke and noise, preferably to “Rock You Like A Hurricane.” Then the hotties will turn to each other and say stuff like, “OMG Becky, a cheeseboy. Wanna make a grilled cheese if you know what I mean???” And other things of that matter.