• snoons@lemmy.caEnglish
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    2 months ago

    >Put on suit for space walk to get past the screens  
    >Stupid me, obviously the helmet is a top secret VR system  
    >Take off helmet  
    >

    • Cypress@lemmy.zipEnglish
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      2 months ago

      > die
      > arrive in afterlife
      > ask god if earth is flat or round
      > god says it’s round???
      > realize the roundoid conspiracy got to him too
      > sent to hell for doubting god
      > persecuted for challenging the lies
      > clearly the conspiracy feels threatened if they’re going this far to silence me
      > validation! vindication!