Serious replies only pls
Edit: wow clearly people hate this post
Just be gay. Literally no one cares dude.
assuming this is about sex and since you said you can’t have him, just accept that some blood sausages are not for you. go find another.
I don’t really want a bf or anything that badly atm tbh. I’ll settle for licking and sucking on a piece of ham atp.
That sounds really bad but it’s sadly true…
Doubtful. If this is a sex thing you need to solve it in a sex way. Cannibals have compared humans to any number of things, and pork is just kind of another kind of meat.
But I’m waiting til marriage. Sometimes when I eat and I’m in the mood I imagine what I’m eating or drinking is the person I want and I’m doing things to them. Sorry if tmi.
I think the fact that it looks like human and *apparently * tastes and smells! according to firefighters, like human, makes me want to try that out on it. plus the guy I like is big like a pig… but in a sexy way
When you say ‘craving for a certain man’, is this still talking about cannibalism, or is this some sexual desire?
If it’s the former; you may be realizing a vegetarian diet is not for you… Go have some bacon, then see how you feel.
What if it’s the latter…
Then go get you some dick. (or whatever’s your fancy)
I can’t have him so I was thinking I could imagine the pork is him… don’t want anyone else
You might just have to settle for a big flesh-coloured dildo and some nice photographs.
I’ve got both but masturbating can get a bit too risky when you’ve got a full house and ….
You want to eat a man?
Well, I don’t think so. What are you craving exactly? If you don’t even know what humans taste like, how could you have a craving for it?
This post confuses me.
You’ve never wanted to at least lick or bite someone?
don’t let the others get you down, wanting to lick/bite is perfectly normal bottom behavior
Thaaanks…
Im not you you replied to but my wife, especially when we were young, licked and bit during sex. I mean its lightly but its definately in the sexual sphere. Don’t be drawing blood now though. That being said I don’t think pork in particular is going to satisfy your craving for sex any more than fish will but food has often been a comfort compensating thing when you are not getting others but you know. It can have bad health effects.
I replied to your wife?
mmm. no. I think its a bit like lionel hutz work on contingent ad. my commas were bad along with some messed up words. im not who you replied to. but my wife and I have had a bit of physicality in our intimate times. So I guess im trying to say its not all that unusual. At least I think.
Oh 🤦♀️ lol. Is it enjoyable for you?
Aye, you should seek help mate. This sounds like a manifest of something you might mot be able to control one day.
Don’t give me ideas…
You’re the one that asked for serious answers.
But he pivoted away from the actual question.
I’m not going to actually eat a human. That’s what pigs are for apparently
Sure, but you can lick or bite yourself to satisfy that, I guess… As long as you don’t bite too hard.
I want him though not me so that’s why I’m asking if eating pork could simulate that but ig I’d be better off asking an actual cannibal…
Yeah… I don’t have much experience with human meat, sorry. Good luck, though!
Lol ok thanks
