Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

What is your absolute favorite joke?

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What is your absolute favorite joke?

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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

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Could be a one liner or a long drawn out thing I don’t care. I like all kinds of comedy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Why did the frog fall out of the tree?

Because it was stapled to the monkey!

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