Mcdonald’s did a promotional video where the ceo (this guy^) ate their new burger on camera to show even the ceo likes their burgers, but people thought he seemed like he’d never eaten a burger and now he’s presumed reptilian until further proof.
If you saw the “bite” he proudly displays as if saying “I ate this much!” yeah… he knows. Also? I don’t recall seeing him swallow it in the video, so I’m doubling down on how right you are here.
hello fellow human, i would like to consume one of your PRODUCTS ,ade with homogenized cured cheese, and processed wheat and seaseme seads buns and “edible” consumables.
He also awkwardly refered to the burger as “the product.” If that doesn’t get you to want their new burger, i don’t know what will, and apparently neither does he.
At least “product” is honest framing: it’s passionless, mass-produced garbage sold by an international megacorp. I genuinely prefer a CEO saying that over pretending to care or personally enjoy it.
Out of the loop… who is this reptilian?
Maybe McDonald’s CEO? Promoting a new meal there, he referred to the hamburger by saying “I love this product.”
he never ate human food before, its probably all soylent or he mainlined while he hibernates in hyperbaric chamber.
he tried to eat a burger what he called “products” like a human in a commercial, or a video.
Mcdonald’s did a promotional video where the ceo (this guy^) ate their new burger on camera to show even the ceo likes their burgers, but people thought he seemed like he’d never eaten a burger and now he’s presumed reptilian until further proof.
i presume this dude knows how shitty their food really is
If you saw the “bite” he proudly displays as if saying “I ate this much!” yeah… he knows. Also? I don’t recall seeing him swallow it in the video, so I’m doubling down on how right you are here.
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hello fellow human, i would like to consume one of your PRODUCTS ,ade with homogenized cured cheese, and processed wheat and seaseme seads buns and “edible” consumables.
He also awkwardly refered to the burger as “the product.” If that doesn’t get you to want their new burger, i don’t know what will, and apparently neither does he.
At least “product” is honest framing: it’s passionless, mass-produced garbage sold by an international megacorp. I genuinely prefer a CEO saying that over pretending to care or personally enjoy it.
“The product fulfils nutritional requirements and satiates the hunger sense among the human species.”
Fulfilling nutritional requirements is very optimistic for fast food.
Exceeds calorie quota might be more accurate.
The worst part is it made other reptilian CEOs try to cash in on the fad of eating their own slop in front of a camera as a sort of marketing stunt.
I fail to see the downside in this.
Also, he takes a tiny bite which he then proudly shows to the camera - as if to say “look, I really did it!”
aahhhh