My reaction would be How did i get to a another country?
Looks like it’s probably Portugal. Apparently that gold stripe on the license plate was a thing up until 2020.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vehicle_registration_plates_of_Portugal
It is 100% Portugal.
I’d probably think “God why did I have to come across so many cars and terrible drivers today. Damn I hate cars.”
and then walk away.
Key it while crossing over the hood when I’m having a bad day (every day is a bad day in my book).
Thats just illegal?
Why not call the police instead?
I trust any copper as far as I can throw the pictured car.
Yeah but parking on a crosswalk is also illegal, so it’s fine. See someone jaywalking? Kill them.
“Jaywalking” isn’t illegal. Its a made up “crime” to target black people.
All crimes are made up. Do a murder.
Mild annoyance and then continue with my day. If I’m really annoyed report it to whoever issues the parking fines in the area.
My city has a sick app for reporting these sorts of things! Just snap a photo and it tags the location and uses OCR to get the license plate number.
I just want to say to anyone who says “key this car” - it very likely has a camera running once you come close enough to it, so if the camera gets your face or other identifiable information, you can be held liable.
I’m British so I’m going to tut loudly and mutter something under my breath
I would take gel deodorant and put it on all of the door handles.
tires
I sometimes get touchy touchy with the mirrors so they have to lose time readjusting them.
You mean replacing them, right?
Right? [Amigdala with supercharged chas]
Change into my “blind guy” costume and beat the car with my stick until someone stops me.
I got similar situation in a cul-de-sac around my area. There is a sidewalk going through and people like to park their car right in the middle of it.
I just do small stuff like bending out rear wiper or bending front passenger’s external mirror. People do be getting the memo.
One thing that has always sent me into an absolute rational rage is cunts in cars blocking sidewalks and pedestrian passageways.
and now that I have family in wheelchairs and on walkers, that rational rage has become about 30x more intense, to the point that I have to physically stop myself from bricking their windshields.
Think “this person probably didn’t see the crosswalk” and move on with my day. Because it doesn’t inconvenience me in the slightest.
If you can’t see a giant black-and-white pattern you are instructed never to stop on, you probably shouldn’t operate a 2-ton vehicle.
People make mistakes friend.
And they should be indicated that this was a clear and obvious mistake.
It’s not something you can do just because you didn’t notice. It’s a deliberate choice to break the rules and be an arse for everyone around. This should not be tolerated, unless you want it to repeat at scale.
It’s against the law, so they would get a ticket. Not sure what warrants any further outrage. It could be a mistake, it could be an ass. Who knows, who cares.
“They would get a ticket” is very much not guaranteed. We need proper reporting tools for such things everywhere, and proper response to repeated offense.
Nah we really don’t.
I’m glad it doesn’t inconvenience you, but some people aren’t that lucky. Wheelchair users, for example, often need to use the ramps at the ends of crosswalks. People who park like this are inconsiderate assholes that don’t care about anyone else, and the outrage is justified.
The question was what my reaction was.
keys
Leave a boot print
Oh, I love geoguessr: https://maps.app.goo.gl/TUNB28PnLf2ZuxZG6
Is it guessing if you already know the answer?
Well…I guessed it and got the answer
Was it really a guess? Well then kudos to you lol.
At least Lisbon refreshed the Zebra Stripes for the pedestrians.
