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minus-squaremoody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoIt literally stabbed him in the heart, which seems to me like an unlikely way to die to a stingray, but I’m no stingrayologist, so take that with a grain of salt.
minus-squareyucandu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agowell maybe he shouldn’t have jammed his thumb up its butthole
minus-squarereabsorbthelight@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoThey hurt like a bad beesting. Lifeguards will put your foot into a bag of hot water (denatures the venom) and after a few minutes, you are fine
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months ago Lifeguards will put your foot into a bag of hot water What if I get stabbed somewhere else? Do they still just put my foot in a bag of hot water?
minus-squareLemmyoutofhere@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoYes, even if your spouse gets stung, they put your foot in hot water.
minus-squareneukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoI also choose this guy’s wife.
minus-squarereabsorbthelight@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoYes. You can put your dick in the hot water too if it gets stung
minus-squareFundMECFS@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoFew minutes? Nah it’s a proper wound. It’s fine after a couple days in 99% of cases. But you’re underselling it.
It literally stabbed him in the heart, which seems to me like an unlikely way to die to a stingray, but I’m no stingrayologist, so take that with a grain of salt.
well maybe he shouldn’t have jammed his thumb up its butthole
They hurt like a bad beesting. Lifeguards will put your foot into a bag of hot water (denatures the venom) and after a few minutes, you are fine
What if I get stabbed somewhere else? Do they still just put my foot in a bag of hot water?
Yes, even if your spouse gets stung, they put your foot in hot water.
I also choose this guy’s wife.
Yes. You can put your dick in the hot water too if it gets stung
Few minutes? Nah it’s a proper wound. It’s fine after a couple days in 99% of cases. But you’re underselling it.