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I don’t understand what they were thinking
“The Staff: A Different Kind of RPG”, and the picture is a naked minotaur looking down at a topless buff dude.
You might as well have called it “The Really Big Dick: This Aint For Kids” and had the minotaur’s cock on the dude’s head. That’s the only way it could possibly have been any more suggestive.
That name too, ‘wild rabbit’. I’m mildly informed in zoology, and there is a reasons rabbits are known for a thing.
Well then judging by the title it’s about a group of coworkers?
Banging a minotaur, right?
Right? Right?
The drawing is super suggestive, that Minotaur is ripped, face looking down while his chest pump up showing physical dominance while his “enemy” with his height only achieving the bare minimum to cover his massive huge humongous…personality
Also the title is literally called “The Staff”
Right? As soon as I saw it was called “The Staff” I was like “Come the fuck on.”
Might as well have called it, “The Massive Throbbing Minotaur Meatstick”
Fantasy smut sells! This dude could make fucking millions off this. I would rewrite the whole thing if I were him.
roll a D8, the result determines the outcome of your conversation:
- the minotaur fucks you
- you fuck the minotaur
- the minotaur attacks you
- a trap door opens under you dropping you into a sex dungeon
- the minotaur starts crying (you monster)
- the minotaur proposes
- you trip and accidentally stab the minotaur to death (you monster)
- the minotaur fucks you
I’d play the shit out of that game
That’s literally just the text adventure video game Corruption of Champions (CoCs). The sci-fi version is Trials in Tainted Space (TiTS).
…is that real or a clever pun you just made up? I really want to know without using Google.
The sequel to Corruption of Champions is on Steam. Corruption of Champions 2. You can technically find it without googling if you search the Steam store.
My takeaway here is that there’s apparently a market out there hungry for Minotaur smut.
You: ‘apparently’
Me, a furry for the last two decades: haha, yes, apparently, ha ha ha… haaaa…
This is fantastic. Thanks for posting the reddit link, which has now been edited further:
EDIT 2: Apparently I also
owe an apology to the small (but vocal) contingent who really wanted this to be minotaur smut.I’m doing my part. Now get typing.Be the change you want to see in the world.
And the linked thread is basically a writing competition that the author is hosting with a $100 prize. The title is “Announcing the 2026 Beefhammer Prize For Excellence in Minotaur Erotica”. Lovely!
It’s cute that he thought “Gay Minotaur Sex” would be a brand new sentence somehow.
My sweet, sweet summer child…
Why is the minotaur’s left “leg” purple and engorged?
There are three legs 😏
