Nah, there’s no such thing as The Force - I used telekinesis.
Me too. It featured heavily in the science fiction pulp novels I read before Star Wars even came out. And now get off my lawn, damn kids!
We just didn’t want to disappoint D.Wader with our lack of faith.
one time?
Exactly. At least every time there’s an automatic door.
Also, tried?! I use the Force to open those little gates in supermarkes all the time.
I carry people up the stairs daily. I lift parking barriers with just a swipe. I successfully pushed a cloud out of the way. I also control the flow of water from a garden hose. My force grip is too strong.
Stand on one hand and lift rocks with your special gift
Oh it’s you doing it? My dad lied to me saying it’s electronics system. Thanks for your service :)
Dads make up the silliest things.
I also tried using Matilda powers.
Yeah, me too
Bitch, I tried to make a ball of chi after seeing Gohan teach Videl how to do it
I refuse to believe anyone claiming to have both seen Dragonball anything and not attempted a Kamehameha
Oh I have the worst story about this. I was having this wonderful dream where I had telekinesis and I could do all kinds of awesome stuff. Then my alarm started going off.
I’ve found I can only do it to automatic doors.
I keep trying and hoping eventually something will move.
This and earth/water/fire/air bending obviously
Duhh, of course. I was quite persistent, actually…
And tried to bend a spoon by convincing yourself it doesn’t exist
My guy I made myself pass out trying to go super saiyan. Of course I’ve tried using the force
I mean… What if it works? You’d be a fool not to give a shot every now and then.
Yeah, but I didn’t think it was force, just garden variety telekinesis.
Here’s the deal: given enough time, it WILL work! I’ve tried it! See, what I do is I reach my hand out toward the remote and close my eyes and stay there. Sometimes it comes quickly, other times it takes several minutes. But the remote always winds up in my hand.
Sure, it’s because either my wife or one of my kids has intuited what I’m trying to do and they walk it over to me. But, hey, I’m still getting the remote to my hand regardless!
LPT: If you focus your channeling into a chant - it can happen even faster
