Your corporate overlords have spoken, you peasant. How dare you question the legitimacy of the fees you are paying.

Cumquat on my Cocktail

I carry people up the stairs daily. I lift parking barriers with just a swipe. I successfully pushed a cloud out of the way. I also control the flow of water from a garden hose. My force grip is too strong.

I don’t.

That dude you are replying to, is the exact top of the bell curve when it comes to American intellect. He heard/read some things, and because he likes what he hears, he parrots it. He has no logic, he has no deeper understanding. He sees neither the tactical short term problems, nor the strategic long term effects. He is blissfully ignorant. A happy pig in his slop.

His ignorance is equal to your knowledge, in his eyes.

Truth is often uncomfortable

Right, yeah. Europe abolished slavery only recently, like 1968 I think. So you might have a point.

Oh wait thats you

Yeah, you might be right. Team world police. Look how upvoted the American comment is, but as soon as you point out that they’ve been bombing brown people for the past 60 years, they get cunty

Now, the standard American reply. A snide remark.

Your ignorance is astounding.

Ok, thanks for saying that. I literally gave up after ep.2 as the whole thing was boring. I tried several times watching it - fell asleep, literally

but i’ll give it another go - thanks

Your country started that. And because your double agent of a president is Putin’s pawn, guess what? Putin received leeway to muddy Europe’s water too, with an unstoppable hybrid war. Every news article, every forum, every community I used to visit is now filled with bots that, as soon as politics is mentioned, chimes in about the “rapist immigrants that are stealing your job” and how “Europe is a failed continent that’ll turn your kids trans/gay”.

It’s hilarious, isn’t it? US and Russia shit on ME and Africa, which causes a huge wave of political and war refugees/economic immigrants to run from the horrors that YOUR country is responsible for.

And instead of us trying to think how to handle the piece of shit to the East, and how to protect our borders from illegal immigration, we have an ex-ally to the West, who is eyeing sovereign European territory.

And you have the audacity to call us smug? No, we are just familiar with history and evil men in power.

we do, tho, don’t we

I’m pretty big, and occasionally , tiny people want to take pictures with me. It’s hard to believe we are the same species sometimes

As an actual 1.93m/105kg that loves a baby deer to climb me and use me as a jungle gym, we appreciate your energetic enthusiasm.