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minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoI’ve had a standing deal with God that if he smites Trump with a giant bolt of lightning while he’s giving a televised speech, I will immediately start to believe, and I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life. So far, He has not called my bluff.
minus-squareFordBeeblebrox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoI will start paying tithing and catch up on years missed.
minus-squarepsycho_driver@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoGod doesn’t care if you tithe to your church. Outside of one verse in the Old Testament that’s something concocted by churches to get paid.
minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoI think what you mean to say is that Yahweh has yet to decide your soul is a fair trade for the pain and suffering inflicted by these people. Maybe try another god. Hekate maybe? I think she’s the one that helped Chaz along.
I’ve had a standing deal with God that if he smites Trump with a giant bolt of lightning while he’s giving a televised speech, I will immediately start to believe, and I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life.
So far, He has not called my bluff.
I will start paying tithing and catch up on years missed.
God doesn’t care if you tithe to your church. Outside of one verse in the Old Testament that’s something concocted by churches to get paid.
I think what you mean to say is that Yahweh has yet to decide your soul is a fair trade for the pain and suffering inflicted by these people.
Maybe try another god. Hekate maybe? I think she’s the one that helped Chaz along.