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RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

Alpha sardine vs beta chicken

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Alpha sardine vs beta chicken

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RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago
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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    Isn’t egg an even weaker chicken?

    • Jerkface@lemmy.world
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      6 days ago

      Chickens are so weak they just let you eat their babies.

      • TheEmpireStrikesDak@thelemmy.club
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        5 days ago

        An unfertilised egg is just a period, no?

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          Oh, you’re eating the UN-fertilized ones?

          • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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            If you are eating the fertilised ones then you’re just back around to eating chicken again.

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      6 days ago

      Shut up

    • spinnetrouble@sh.itjust.works
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      What’s the strength modifier on a chicken laying an egg?

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        6 days ago

        I’d say they take the average between the two

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        It’s clearly based on the ratio of circumference to diameter. For an oval/egg shape similar to pi although not constant.

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