I consider this legally binding btw
I’m just a 26 year old baby, I don’t think I’m old enuogh to have wife.
Sorry love, you seem like a fun personality and I’d love to chat, but marry? I’m old enough to be your father and I personally think that disqualifies me as a daddy.
Violet, you’re famous now, I knew it was you before I even read your username
Oh no, not again
I set this up the second or third time I saw a post from you, and it’s proven largely redundant since then.
i’m not a one trick pony, i have my fair share of non horny posts😒
Yeah idk how “I’m your wife now” is horny, or really any of your relationship posts. Unless they assume the primary reason for a relationship is sex, or they assume your primary reason for a relationship is sex, which says a lot more about them.
that’s fair, and that’s more on me not really having a better word than “horny” to encapsulate… relationshipposting? what would you even call it?
you know what thats so real girlboss, updated it for you
Every time i see a potential hornypost, i try to guess whether it is by violet08. Makes me smile when i guess right.
Of course it’s fucking violet08, who else could this be
Is exactly what i thought the second i saw this one :D
mommy?
does seeing this pic from two people makes two wives, or does the latest one overwrite all previous ones 🤔
Up next on Sister Wives
Damn, guess we marrying now
Oh cool.
Hey babe. How was your day?
Ugh, accidentally sent this meme to like 3 people and now I have to deal with the birocracy cuz of a buggy phone, not of to a great start. Would you mind giving me a foot massage please perchance?
Bureaucracy?
Yes, I can’t spell for shit, took you a while to figure out after all this time. You never pay attention to me! >:(
I feel very autistic rn, are you being silly or do we know each other? Lmao
Really, playing that you don’t know me in public? Real mature.
(just silly and going potentially too in character for the bit, no worries, am tistic too, I wish I knew a banana, all I know is an orange TT)
Well, now you do! Welcome, friend! 🍌
yayyy
one more for the collection!!
I’m keeping the kids, by the way do we have kids? Also I want child support.
what if im gay?
Forcefemmed again
Smh.
You transform into a lesbian.
So that’s what Optimum Pride is
Hah. Your loss. Have fun with that.
The good news is that now you’ve got two.
