ok
Happy cake day and anniversary!
Thanks! Are you my wife now?
No, that would be OP.
A step from nothing I guess
Err… you might regret it though.
That’s what I said. There’s reasons I wasn’t married. Reeeeeeeasonsssss.
ok
Could be worse.
*slams divorce papers on the table
I came prepared for this.
I didn’t expect to get married when I opened Lemmy today
Legally, I can get a no fault anullment if you don’t put out within the first 30 days.
It’s Violet, I don’t think that’s an issue.
What the fuck did you do to my wife?
Anything she wanted.
the text was supposed to be pixelated. meme ruined.
So how does this work? Do all of us in the comments get together and work out a schedule? Is it like an every other Saturday thing I get to be married or do we all just move in together?
communism
Considering how much women supposedly loathe men, I suppose the fair thing to do is share the few ones that don’t.
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We should make a roller derby and chili cookout team
Yes?
hope you like anal.
bite the pillow, I’m going in dry…
Is this like a time share type situation?
I get the feeling violet08 might like my wife more than me
Sweet! Now someone will do the dishes, and cook! No more cereal dinners for me!
Sorry, I’m taken already. Isn’t that right, Nicole the Fediverse Chick?
Holy fuck, you are well known in ancient fediverse magic
