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- nottheonion@lemmy.world
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- nottheonion@lemmy.world
I support undermining the pharmaceutical industry with a line of gas station flavored bear-based beverages.
Gas-station flavored? So like, roller hot dog?
Oh, it’s actually the active ingredient. That’s kinda bad.
They’d be really lucky not to have killed anyone.
death by schloo schloo
Better than their other flavors, diarrhea vanilla, found to have real exlax…
why does Viagra have to be a controlled substance? what’s the big deal
Heart attacks and catastrophic blood pressure loss. Anything that fucks with blood pressure, and that’s what an erection is, can kill you pretty easily if you don’t know what you’re doing.
what if they just put pictures of dead people having a heart attacks on the package
Dead people don’t have heart attacks.
then how did they die?
Heart attack while they were alive.
how does that help
It doesn’t. They died.
this kills the erection
I’m personally fine with it, but I’m also on the side of legalizing everything.
That’s a lot of the problem with them selling it as a chocolate after all, it pretends you’re not dealing with serious medication and not thinking in terms of poisoning and multiplier effects. People simply don’t think about these things without warnings.
it’s actually a heart medication and can kill you if taken improperly.




