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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/44261915
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The subscription model would just access to online catalog of various vendors you can buy from
My local Shop-Rite recently recently had a sale of a dozen “large” eggs for 99 cents. I bought a dozen and they were like the size of fucking quail eggs. Can’t complain for $1, I guess. These days, I have to buy Jumbo eggs in order to get something that is like the size of a normal egg.
EggI Agents
probably waste money to use ink to print ads on the eggs.
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Sell the yolks separately.
Enchickification
“They’re a business and they need to make money.” - Average Dipshit
Eggs watch you and record all of your conversations
fun fact: chickens usually give 1 egg a month, but due to severe selective breeding, they give 1-2 a DAY. Ugh.
That sounds like BS. Chickens evolved to take advantage of bamboo fruiting season which happened once in 7 years, so as soon as that time came, chicken population would increase rapidly. So people figured out if we feed the chickens a lot, they lay a lot of eggs. That was the whole reason to breed them.
If you could engineer any bird to lay 1-2 eggs a day from once a month, why only do this to chickens? Why not other birds? Why only chicken?
Edit: the heck, my app bugged out big time. Made 4-5 comments, sorry for that 😅
Nah, they bred them to lay more eggs. They are more than desirable. They WANTED this. More eggs = more money. Who cares about nutrition. LINE MUST GO UP
I find it kinda hard to understand how they are able to process nutrients into an egg so fast. and am inclined to believe that the nutrient composition would be very different, with the quick-layers being much less desirable.
This comic shouldn’t be about the chickens, it’s the farmers who are doing the exploitation.
I’m just gonna mute those egg ads, the sizzle for crispy fried eggs no more for me
Enchickenshitification
Took me a minute to decipher through the minimal pixels but once I got it, made me giggle
What free eggs lol Humans literally pay for their entire existence already.
Pretty much a subscription model.
The domesticated species do seem to be able to survive in the wild though.
Dude … Shut the fuck up. Big egg gonna have a meeting
