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If it makes you feel better, you can eat my salad

Just incredible work

But less funny if a national epidemic of bonerspurs happened

Hahahahaha. That’s the fun part - we don’t!

That’s Jim Reynolds, or Ryan Carrey if you prefer.

fuck me, you got me good I’m mad I laughed as long as I did

Haven’t seen it, but that sounds about right

I’m unfamiliar with Drive to Survive

snaps fingers Yes!

You hold him down and I’ll hit 'em with the dildo bat

I’m a simple man… I see a cat and I pet it. This makes the brain produce the happy juice.

I have strong feelings about the animals in the Sea World exhibits, particularly the Orcas and Dolphins. However, I contracted for Sea World Orlando for 5 years as an entertainer and often had to be “back-stage” or “back-area.” I watched Blackfish and it did NOT represent the experience that I, or any other team member I worked/talked with had. It felt very sensationalist and not grounded in reality (or at least, the reality I witnessed for 5 years). If you watch it, I’d just approach it with some scrutiny, because it really didn’t come off as a “documentary” to me.

I’d say Ursula fucker her harder with that contract