This instantly came to mind, certified bop

Americans absolutely are taught the metric system.

Source: was once in elementary school

WOAH OWAH WOAH

Reported for ableism, surely we cant go around accusing eachother of being Bri*ish

Me add super pepper, and then salt. Then, me sear, rest, and est

You missed the reference!

Those 90s tutorial videos are some of my favorite content on YouTube, deliciously unhinged ;)

Based

Explain!

Wildly based, enjoy your night, King!

Brother, once you realize alcohol kills germs; and Everclear is 95% ABV, there is no hesitation involved!

No, this how you make dysentery your bitch!

Nah, too many ingredients. I exclusively buy beef, onions, booze, and flavored condoms (for the ladies)

Only the finest setting for the finest dining!

Yes

Alcohol kills germs!

You know, Jack might be fun to shit on, but a wise man once told me the best whiskey is the one you like to drink!

Good point tho, next post will have protein

1. Onion (optional)
2. Whiskey