Patrick, you’re sweating.
people would laugh if we could see the gif.
upload it to catbox.moe
Yeah I was at a bar and didn’t wanna figure out how to properly insert the gif. Props to that guy that reposted it correctly
Saguaro doesn’t even grow in texas.
I’ve seen it here in Texas. San Antonio, even! It was at the old Natural History museum. At a diorama. In front of which, the tour guide asked us, “what do you see here that shouldn’t be here, if everything was accurate? That’s right! Saguaro doesn’t grow in Texas!”
fixed the neighbors business card.
Bro HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Makes me think of hank hill’s texas-shaped wall clock
Colorado: amateurs
every room in my house is Colorado shaped
I like to imagine that Americans from the random states in the middle with perfectly rectangular shapes do the same thing, but since it’s just rectangles, no one realises it.
Took the dogs to the vet the other day to get their shots, and the friggin rabies tags were Texas-shaped. Ugly!
