Iron Lynx

that partial nudity is often sexier than total nudity

Clearly ol’ Rudolph is so weighed down by it that the posts about it are showing up in March.

He told a lie and hurt us!

He let us down.

You can’t troll me, YouTube won’t autoplay on my machine!

Meanwhile, an entire city in the north of England has disappeared.
Authorities are looking for Leeds.

I once saw a red fruit with the seeds on the outside jump out the bushes, demanding me to hand over my phone & wallet at knifepoint. He yelled “THIS IS A STROBERRY!”

Should I be worried that my initial response to this is “Hmm, so we might be able to improve the world with a serendipitously timed anthrax outbreak at the next WEF summit?”

I was not expecting a reference to Ea-nāsir…