It won’t work as there is no you remaining to age, die, and leave bones for you to find.

What you need to do is travel back in time, stop your past self from doing the same, and THEN going forward in time to get your bones.

Removing account karma was a good call. No account karma = no karma farming. One of the best selling points for switching from Reddit to here.

Cinematic universes shouldn’t live forever. At some point, there is just too much of it, both for people making it and for people watching it.

You can’t spell “based” without BSD.

Also, that’s pretty much the main reason why FOSS OS are better than proprietary ones. They’ll just say “okay, I guess we’ll just stick to free countries” (while subtly gesturing at the nearest VPN).

Meanwhile, Windows and MacOS are going to fold like origami.

Car commuters: try to get gas while the prices are still cheap

Cycle commuters: “Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power”

I care about those things.

I want them to go down faster >:)

Thanks, Google. I was trying to cut down my usage of YouTube.

What are the best Fedi alternatives?

I don’t think people were doing it professionally as much back then.

Probably not as bad as they would to an AI babysitter.

Oh God, you’re right! How did I forget about shareholder value?!?

A few large players and the ability to choose smaller instances, and have them speak to each other, is still a huge upgrade over one player (Reddit) who doesn’t let other social media federate with it.

Not as good as the ideal fediverse, but a step in the right direction.

Yay, it’s working on Connect now!

!remindme 1 second

do we have a remindme here?

Sounds like he lived his nine lives to the fullest.

My condolences for your loss.

Nah, I’m officerotting. Probably the only thing I’ve managed to do so far today is contribute to Lemmy network effect :P

Does it have to be taken at night specifically? If not, ask during the day. And if yes, ask in advance during the day.

It’s not the witchcraft that puts people off, it’s the lack of foresight.

And one more here, so at least two now.

Can someone recommend me a mobile app that turns c/ into links like on Reddit?

This sounds like the ironically good version of the Nemesis System patent - no AI helpers in non-Microslop games for the next 20 years.