Nice try Xi Jinping!

(But if it’s really you I’d like one of those defederalised rogue girls)

I mean, they’re gonna have to try a lot harder than this generic orange bimbo-look. Every other girl on insta has this look. It’s like IKEA furniture. I looked at this pic for three seconds and I got bored already.

Constipation, consulting detective for Scotland Yard!

Reported for off-topic post. This is the shitposting community. The constipationposting community is that way

Word on WeChat is he’s well-Huang

According to my profile I was born three days ago, so:

To be fair, it’s not what the post says either

Whatever we do, this is no time to throw down the gauntlet

She meant an interesting case of electrocution for Harvard medical students of course