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muhyb@programming.dev to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 小时前

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muhyb@programming.dev to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 小时前
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    Reported for off-topic post. This is the shitposting community. The constipationposting community is that way

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      constipationposting

      What have I done!

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        Sorry, you’re getting sued over a copyright violation. Thats a linkin park song

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        Constipation, consulting detective for Scotland Yard!

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    I’m gonna be the first china doesn’t exist guy of lemmy.

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      Of course China doesn’t exist, it’s just Taiwan and West Taiwan.

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      China is a made up country to create a bogeyman for the government to fearmonger to hapless citizens in a bid for control of their lives. Have you ever seen a Chinese character? How can you call that words? You can’t read that. No one can. It’s all a government psyop.

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      China is a social construct

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      The Dynasties ended get over it!

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    I’m already training for the 2027 Lemmy no poop July challenge

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    And over there, the horniest people in the psych ward

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      He already said Lemmy.

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      It’s a room full of hunched over people with bulging neck veins, furiously masturbating without lube because they need the friction.

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    Yall need fiber

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      Fiber would have made it hard for Greg, who had to endure 3 days without pooping.

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    He had to survive 3 days without pooping

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    Dread to think who I’d be…

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    It’s good for us to remember our roots.

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    What, y’all never been constipated before?

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      Not intentionally.

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      I’m having back pain right now and haven’t pooped in 4 days. 💪

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    Can you make this a whole series? 😂

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      Oh God, there would be lots of beans.

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        Its never enough beans

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        You gotta get artistic with it. A couple of pintos as patsies on the soapy tiddies, a garbanzo for Dean’s head, a couple of red kidney’s wearing jeans, etc.

        You got this.

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    And then had to use the poop knife

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      Can you imagine being the poop knifer? Browsing online communities and seeing your shame echoed throughout the vast cosmos of the internet for eternity. I’d move to the forest with my poop knife.

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