The company’s co-founder, Mike Cannon-Brookes [worth $7.2 billion], told employees the move was “the right decision for Atlassian” in a note circulated late Wednesday, US time.

“But that doesn’t mean it’s easy,” he said. “Far from it. I know this has a huge impact on each of you, and it weighs heavily on me and Atlassian today.” Cannon-Brookes used some wads of cash to dry his crocodile tears. “This is why I have to sleep on a big bed full of money tonight.”

If that happened, there is truly a god.

Don’t think of it as a cult, think of a support group with people funneling money to you.

Trump dies in an Iranian attack, instant martyr.

Trump dies the most embarrassing way possible, not a martyr.

Line cooks tend to be degenerates. The best kind of degenerates.

Brain has 37 pieces of flair.

You must appease the Machine Spirits.

Be direct with “Hey, I noticed that you smile a lot at me and giggle when I am around. If you want to talk outside of the store. Can I give you my phone number?”

If she’s an employee and your a customer, don’t ask her for her phone number or out when she’s working. She will feel trapped and pressured to say yes. However. by giving her your number she gets to decide if they moves forward or not. If you are co-workers, same advice. Don’t ask her out or her number. Give her your number, let her decide to move forward or not.

Also respect any boundaries she has.

Adobe flash games and adobe flash videos. Beige computers. Monochrome monitors. Trackball mice. DOS. The original Doom. Newgrounds. Joe Cartoon, Killfrog, and Stickdeath. Napster and Limewire. Geocities. Forums for days. Browser games like Utopia.

women’s team got a multi day rager with Flavor Flav in Vegas.

This has now been deemed true in my head cannon.

The cat had to work a double and needs a rest.

Lumpy Trumpty was in born 1946. One after the end of the Silent Generation.

The 1911, good enough to be used 40,000 years in the future. Good enough for Jesus.

I too look forward to horrors beyond human comprehensions!

“Sure is a beautiful day… Except where you’re standing!”
“I feel like celebrating today. Because today’s the day you die!”
“Seeing you brings back memories… Of wanting my eyes gouged out!”
“You know what I like most about people? They die.”
“I sensed your presence before you even arrived. What did you EAT?!”
“Ha! [laugh] You’re funny. But looks aren’t everything.”
“I’d like to get to know someone like you… And then drown them!”
“I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again — I hate you.”
“I was hoping you’d come 'round. I could use a good laugh.”
“I’m not like those mean gnomes. I’m a million times worse.”
“You should go somewhere nice and peaceful. Like a CEMETERY!”
“I can’t decide if I like your looks or your personality better — it’s like comparing mud to sewage.”
“Sometimes I just want someone to talk to. And sometimes I want someone to kick in the crotch!”
“Excuse me, do you have the time… To get stuffed?!”
“Winter’s my favourite season. I love the snow. And that’s when most people die!”
“If I had a friend like you, I could tell them secrets. Like that I’m going to set you on fire.”
“If it were up to me, no one would ever get sick. They’d just die, starting with YOU!”
“Oh, I didn’t notice you there. How d’you like being so insignificant?”
“We could be best friends, if I liked people with an arse for a face!”
“I could help you find what you’re looking for. Step one: Pull your head out your arse!”
“My favourite things are music and sunshine and love. And pain.”
“It’s a great day to be alive! And a better day to kill!”
“Are you lost? Can I help you starve and die?”
“Those are nice shoes, but don’t you think your gran’s feet are cold without them?!”
“Philosophers tell us that there are those who create, those who destroy… And those who are wankers, like you.”
“You remind me of an old friend…He was a twit! Just like you!”
“There’s our noble hero. Our big, fat, STUPID, UGLY noble hero.”
“Oh you are sweet. Like a bloody great TART!”
“Here comes the one who will save the land. Ha! I say, let it burn!”
“When people tell you you’re good, they mean you’re a goody-two-shoes. When they say I’m good, they mean I’m a fiend in the sack!”
“It’s the great hero, looking for excitement. How about you come sit on my big pointy hat?!”
“I’d like to come 'round to your house for tea. And then I’ll have your mum.”
“You seem like a very nice person. I kill nice people, you know.”

Nature is healing.

I for one, enjoyed your pun.

Silly Canada. You’re not suppose to say that you put up the billboard. You’re suppose to run it through a various political organizations like “Americans For a Better Future” or American Families for Prosperity“.